I’m sorry, but sometimes things aren’t meant to be understood, merely accepted.
There are, however, a few I’d like to comment on:
#5 – I have to admit I don’t understand this either.
#8 – As far as I’m concerned, the US has no room to talk.
#12 – Baronets sounds to me like a baby baron. Lol
#13 – What bothers me is the deviations from the original.
#16 – This is very confusing to me as well.
#18 – It’s not strange, but amusing. Especially if you’ve got a copy of 1,000 Years of Annoying the French.
#21 – This doesn’t bother me as my paternal grandmother used to refer to lunch as dinner.
#26 – It’s DELICIOUS. Clearly the writer of this list never had proper Yorkshire pudding. Unbelievable.
#27 – Yes, you DO pronounce things oddly. But that’s part of your charm.
#28 – That’s why I let my native friends remain in charge of my travel while in country. Lol